Saturday Sexcerpt – Chirp by Ann Everett

“Here’s an unedited sneak peek from my soon-to-be-released new adult romance, Chirp.”~Ann Everett

He chuckled. “This might be a good time for me to watch you get yourself off. I’ll even talk dirty while you do it.”

“Not happening.”

He laughed harder. “Okay, but I’m going on record right now—that’s what I want for my next birthday.”

“Stop laughing. Do husbands and wives really do that? Watch each other?”

“Baby, anything a couple agrees to do together is okay. It isn’t perverted.”

“So, if I wanted you to tie me up and spank me—you would?”

“I said if both parties agreed. You want to make love in strange locations? I’m your guy. Try different positions? Hell, yeah. But I don’t swing, swap, or do fifty shades of anything. You submit to me because I get you so hot you can’t help yourself, not because I demand it. I do something you don’t like, all you have to do is say so, and I won’t ever do it again. My job is to keep you satisfied. And believe it or not, that plays a big part in my satisfaction. Understand?”

“Yes.”

“Good. Uh—you don’t really want to be tied up and spanked, do you?”

“No. Just checking. But I do have a list of places I want to have sex.”

He bolted upright. “You’re shitting.”

“Nope.”

“Like where?”

“Airplane. Boat. Car. Deck. Elevator.”

Rance held up his hand. “Wait. Let my brain catch up.” He repeated the places in his mind. After the motorcycle sex, he should have seen this coming. Of course she’d have a list, and it would be in alphabetical order. Life with her would never be boring. “Okay, between the two of us, we have those locations. Go on.”

“Float.”

“Like a parade float?”

“Yeah.”

“Damn, that’s a problem.”

She smiled. “Garage. On a horse. You think Toby is big enough to hold both of us?”

“I’ll buy a bigger one.”

“That’s just the first eight places. Should I get my list?”

God, the woman drove him nuts. “No, and we’re done talking about this because I’m getting a bitching boner.”

She widened her eyes and gave him the innocent look he recognized as fake. “Oh, then maybe I should watch you get yourself off. I can talk French while you do.”

“You wicked woman. Right now, spanking you sounds tempting.”

Join me next week when Bree Lew joins the Clog Blog. ~Tina

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